Hands Off His Body Politic!
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- September
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If humans could harness irony as an alternative fuel, the GOP convention would actually have been able to reduce our dependence on oil this week.
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Take a big teeter-totter attached to an oscillating wheel shaft. Place Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Coulter, and all of their rabid followers onto said teeter-totter. Then have 2 people, one at each end, take turns holding up pictures of things sure to enrage the neocons and set them stampeding. For example: an intelligent woman, a woman content with her past decision to abort, free condoms, etc. Then once they’ve stampeded towards one end, the whole platform will shift under their weight and generate kinetic energy that can turn the wheel shaft (and in turn a generator). Then take the picture they ran to away and put up another loathed symbol at the other end so they can run uphill towards that and generate more kinetic energy.
It’s a perpetual devotion machine!
One (slightly used) Nobel Prize on it’s way to… a… err… toaster.
Do toaster’s have postal addresses?
I have always favored the wave machine as an alternative…but now it seemw it’s not the motion in the ocean but the boast in the toaster. Let’s do it.